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[SubZero]

**12 people arrested for brutally stabbing, burning elderly couple accused of witchcraft**

Police have arrested 12 people in connection with the slaying. They are expected to appear in the Umlazi magistrate's court on Tuesday, each facing two counts of murder, conspiracy to commit murder and arson. Police are still questioning the 12 suspects and expect more arrests to follow.

So that really still goes on. Witch hunting, that is.

**Man props his dead wife in her favorite armchair for a year because he 'didn't want to lose her'**

Alois Strom, of Wuppertal, Germany, said they had their happiest moments sitting in front ofTV.

**Cyclist died as vodka bottle in carrier caught in spokes**

A CYCLIST died after a bottle of vodka he was carrying in a bag jammed in his spokes and sent him hurtling to the ground, an inquest has heard.

Edward Browne, 66, hung the carrier bag from his handlebars as he cycled home from his local shop.

But the swinging motion of the bag caused the bottle to jam in the spokes, catapulting him over the handlebars and on to the pavement. He died from a skull fracture.

No, not a Finnish guy.

**Golf Cart Driver Arrested For Vehicular Manslaughter**

PALM DESERT, Calif. -- A golf cart driver has been arrested for vehicular manslaughter in the alleged drunken driving death of a Sacramento man run over at the Palm Valley Country Club course in Palm Desert.

What can I say..?

[Kazuya_UK]

This is on messed up world we live in

Kaz

[sukotsuto]

messed up indeed. i'm expecting male pregnancy to become a reality in the next 20 yrs

[Raiken]

This is basically what 30% of GU threads are about ;D

[SubZero]

The news there are about 10% of those I find.
And from the kindest end...

[flan_man]

raiken said:

This is basically what 30% of GU threads are about ;D

And you're posting in them.

[Raiken]

flandrien said:

raiken said:

This is basically what 30% of GU threads are about ;D

And you're posting in them.

Only about 5% Gotta admit it better then anything in the spam section(if you visit GU, never go in there).

[SubZero]

raiken said:

never go in there).

These days you can't go visiting there without logging in.

Bwahahahahaa.

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Hmm...what do we have today?

- porn
- wicked porn
- humorous porn
- something yucky

Ah; more news:

German man arrested for scratching large penis-shaped gouges into 330 cars

Swazi princess whipped for playing loud music

Man drowns after hornets chase him into river

So that was a slight presentage of the stuff found today. ;D

[pumpkin_man]

one i managed to find via your links:
"A police officer in Massachusetts was treated at a hospital after a drug suspect's squirrel attacked him during an attempted arrest, according to a Local 6 News report."

haha that'd boy now nibble his nuts