Complete the story

[sukotsuto]

...but not that much... ;D

[Crag]

I have lost track ....

[pumpkin_man]

The official 4 word random story thing from the lovely people of the NGFL forum

Are you sitting comfortably? then i'll begin

This morning, I went
CRZY
and grabed my shotgun
, went outside my pad
shot someone in the...
balls and ate my......
tortolini then drank some...
beer to forget everything...
me and mommy did
nothing, I hate her
But wanna tap daddy
Then I played neogeo
with batman and lost
boy does Robin suck
I proceeded to throw
my dong on the
super duper very expensive
neogeo joystick i have
and beat magician lord
by using powers of
ninjutsu and quick reflexes
of my both hands
ending up by creating
teenage mutant ninja turds
coming out my ass
which snakes emerged from
my forested backyard and
I killed and ate
some children. Stupid neighbors
they saw me so
I ate them too
and their pet dog
then blew chunks excessively
over santa's big sledge
until it was covered
with pile of bones
created from Michael Jackson
used condoms which he
tryed to hide from
but hiding is impossible
'cuz his unusually phallic
and favorite target of
a big blue hippo
sitting on a wall
was far too scary
so I quickly escaped
into the gay bar
disguised as Ru Paul
with chocolate cake
in the shape of
kittens covered in spikes
i threw the cake
which burst into flames
and set fire to
that guy's hair
thus destroying his pants
my name is seiryu
I have teh +1
Then Santa came to
eat all the goats
minus his spooooooon guuuard
while humming "jingle bells"
to an electric guitar
till jingled all way
until it then exploded
and then set ablaze
his very special area
which attracted Michael Jackson
causing him to explode
Who killed this thread
with a blunt object
was it you, Raiken
Yes it certainly was
let's not talk about
the amount of blood
i drink each day
for I'm a vampire
named trevor that shoots
bloodthirsty bats from my
hole that nobody sees
Because it is hidden
away from those idiots
who know nothing about
my neon red Cadillac
with fuzzy dice and
bright pink furry seats
and armor piercing cannons
that shot at my
friend who ran away
to get HIS Cadillac
and start the battle
of two pimped rides
that attracted many babes
wearing skimpy schoolgirl outfits.
Kaz is a nut
That is very true
Back to the chicks
yeah, what he said
so they be havin'
lots of fun together
naked in the sauna
for all of us
to record on camera
for all too see
then sell copies to
paris hilton's fan base
dont forget abi titmuss
We can't forget that.
Oh the fun of
your mothers knicker drawer
what did you find
something crap from my
teen girl scout days
as a hired assassin
who killed 4Kids Vas
then i spanked my
girlfriend's friend's boyfriend's girlfriend
many times with my
19 inch black dildo
which made her bleeeeeeeeed
and scream with ecstasy
until her boyfriend came
he was very pleased
to join with them
in a game of
hungry hungry hippos baby

if you enjoyed that feel free to order a hardback copy from amazon.com

[Kazuya_UK]

It's a classic!!! It'll be getting rave reviews in no time!!!

So, is this one over now? If it is, shall we start another one at a later date or something, that was kinda fun and definitely shows the mentality of people around here (all of us included). Whether that's a good or a bad/scary thing remains to be seen

Kaz

[Raiken]

lmao ;D

[Crag]

i think a few of us need proffessional help ;D


Edit: And i need spelling lessons!