Melee weapons thread

[darkschneider]

Changed the name; but its really the same old thread




My friend says this sword is intimidating, I say its totally cool.
(Or maybe its just the ,,digital sumurai coat")



EDIT:

In the future Samurai have evolved, mastered the art of techno-stealth, and with this advancement created the age of the modern warrior, the Sumurai

OMG, looking over this site, I haven't laughed so hard in awhile. Check out some of the discriptions and other items they sell, especially the discription of the ,,digital sumurai coat"

[Goemon]

In the future Samurai have evolved, mastered the art of techno-stealth, and with this advancement created the age of the modern warrior, the Sumurai

That could possibly be one of the lamest/gheyest things i've ever read. ;D

The sword looks ok but the long handle isn't really stylish or practicle imo just a bit goofy.

[darkschneider]

www.swordsdirect.com/samurai_3000.html

Samurai 3000: The Samurai of the year 3000 A.D. is a master of high technology fighting and weaponry and the primary arm is the plasmium sword, a device constructed by highly disciplined weapon masters using an extremely secretive form of physics. It's virtually indestructible blade, charged by high energy ionized plasma, cuts through practically any material except another blade of its kind.

The UC1258 and UC1260 feature the Samurai code of justice, service, and honor on the hand guard, engraved in their secret language. The handle of this high quality adult collectible is made of precisely machined metal parts. The scabbard locks to the handle and can only be released with a push of a hidden button. The blade is sharp, fully functional stainless steel. Available in three versions: Samurai 3000 Katana, Samurai 3000 Tanto, or Samurai 3000 Ninja.

I pity the people who buy this stuff.

[Raiken]

Bah my old kitana is way better then that piece of crap.

[darkschneider]

;D dude, my old cardboard tube swords were better than that piece of crap.

Anyways, whats a kitana? Perhaps the same thing as my katana?

[Raiken]

darkschneider said:

;D dude, my old cardboard tube swords were better than that piece of crap.

Anyways, whats a kitana? Perhaps the same thing as my katana?

lmao Actually a kitana is the typo for katana I use when I don't get enough sleep

[darkschneider]

lol






...+1

[Raiken]

Yay! Spam time ;D

[sukotsuto]

the sword looks fine to me, though i prefer my good ol' wooden one and my nuchuck collection. yes, nunchucks. i have short-chained chucks, long chained, ball-shaped ended ones, even a metal one that conceals a knife. oh yeah since i told ya about my collection, who has some nunchucks so that i can add them?

[flan_man]

The sword is a phallic symbol, but I wonder if the hilt here contributes to the length of the male gender. In any case, a general rule says not to fool around with any sword that is longer than what you have been gifted with between the legs. That would mean I cannot buy the sword, but only by a narrow margin.

I'm sorry, but that was the best I could come up with when I saw that pic.

[son_jason]

I don't need any more swords.

And that wooden sword 2 posts above is called a bokken.

[hullcityfcmad]

could always use a broom handle ;D
hullcityfcmad

[Kazuya_UK]

That sword actually looks fun... but I have a replica of the Wesley Snipes Blade sword along with a couple of others, so I am sorted

Kaz

[sukotsuto]

son_jason said:

I don't need any more swords.

And that wooden sword 2 posts above is called a bokken.

nah i dont think it's bokken. it's used in aikido, and i forgot teh name but i guarantee you it's not a bokken. i'll try to find teh name of it once i remember it...

[flan_man]

Kazuya_UK said:

I have a replica of the Wesley Snipes Blade sword

Does that include the little device inside of the hilt that makes your hand explode if you don't handle it properly?