Apparently some members of my church have not been happy that I left them, and sadly I have to report that I have received threats from some of them. I will not go into detail about what the threats were, but it involves a large cucumber and my rectum.
Anyway, I have had to hire some security to look after me whilst I am on my short visit to the UK. As you can see by the attached photograph, they are bad mofo's, so I think my rectum is safe.