Help me come up with worst idea for thread

What could be a bad idea for a thread.
(could also just be thread name, not neccessarily bad topic)

Please: keeping it humerous rather than disgusting/illegal would be nice


a few of my ideas

1. "Official Atari thread"
2. "Disco thread"
3. "Cactus thread" <-- not sure what that would be

Feel free to be unoriginal and say "this thread"

...its late 'night!