AAHHH, ComE fLaME MaH AsS CoS I aM BOReD tONiGTh

Actually the bread knife is from Fem. She's on seiryu's payroll, but her parents don't allow her close to their assortment of firearms and katanas because of her tendency to flip (she had an od on chocolate milk, and never got back to a normal state of mind afterwards).

I would have gone for a big hug because I know you hate those. Oh and that hard thing firmly pressed against you, don't worry about that... yet