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Descriptions: Originating from China, there is a legend about four god-like creatures. Depicted in Japanese folklore and stories under various titles such as "Shishin" (Four Gods) and "Shiseijuu" (Four Divine Creatures), the group is made up of Byakko, Suzaku, Seiryu, and Genbu. Byakko (White Tiger) is shown to be a tiger with white fur. Suzaku, literally translating to "Red Sparrow", is represented as a Phoenix. Seiryuu (depending on translation, can mean either "Blue Dragon" or "Green Dragon") is seen as a dragon with green skin. Genbu is unique from the others, for two creatures represent it. In most images, a turtle-like creature is joined with a coiling, long serpent-like creature. It's name literally translating as "Dark/Black Military", Genbu is depicted as various types of monsters in books and drawings, such as a spiky, hard-shelled stone monster, or an actual snake. Said to be the protectors of a legendary fortress, Byakko guards the western part, Suzaku guards the southern part, Seiryuu guards the eastern part, while Genbu guards the northern part.