Post by Kazuya_UK on Apr 14, 2004 9:01:15 GMT -5
Seeing as we have a thread for the excuses people use when they lose a game, how about a thread about the different ways you can talk smack to put an opponent off? Here's a few of my faves (and I have actually done these 
1. When playing a 2 player driving game, sit right next to your opponent and as you turn every corner rotate the pad as if it is a steering wheel, and as your elbows move round, be sure to make them lightly hit your opponent in the face each time. It's even better if you make some engine and tire screeshing noises as you drive. This will piss your opponent off so much that you will be guaranteed to win... just make sure the other player is not bigger than you, otherwise you might land yourself in trouble
2. When playing a fighting game, shout out the names of the moves as you do them at the top of your voice. Also, jumping in and executing a combo while shouting stuff like "low, high, middle, low low, high high" as you do a 10 hit combo in Tekken 3 is very annoying and always puts your opponent off
3. Crack terrible jokes every time you win a match. My favourites are:
- win with Kuma in Tekken: "Can you BEAR it?"
- win with Paul in Tekken: "Oh man, your skills are apPAULing"
I'm sure you can think of a few more... I know those jokes are aweful but that's the general idea. In fact, I wound up a friend so much with the Kuma joke once (I had beaten him 10 times with Kuma) that he actually threw his PSOne against the wall and broke it into many pieces.... seriously, I'm not kidding
Anybody have any other fun smack talking tactics? ;D
Kaz
1. When playing a 2 player driving game, sit right next to your opponent and as you turn every corner rotate the pad as if it is a steering wheel, and as your elbows move round, be sure to make them lightly hit your opponent in the face each time. It's even better if you make some engine and tire screeshing noises as you drive. This will piss your opponent off so much that you will be guaranteed to win... just make sure the other player is not bigger than you, otherwise you might land yourself in trouble
2. When playing a fighting game, shout out the names of the moves as you do them at the top of your voice. Also, jumping in and executing a combo while shouting stuff like "low, high, middle, low low, high high" as you do a 10 hit combo in Tekken 3 is very annoying and always puts your opponent off
3. Crack terrible jokes every time you win a match. My favourites are:
- win with Kuma in Tekken: "Can you BEAR it?"
- win with Paul in Tekken: "Oh man, your skills are apPAULing"
I'm sure you can think of a few more... I know those jokes are aweful but that's the general idea. In fact, I wound up a friend so much with the Kuma joke once (I had beaten him 10 times with Kuma) that he actually threw his PSOne against the wall and broke it into many pieces.... seriously, I'm not kidding
Anybody have any other fun smack talking tactics? ;D
Kaz
